Dear Prospective Employer,
I hope your company’s insurance policy covers curses, because if you decide to hire me I’ll be bringing it with me to the office everyday!
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It’s been suggested to me that this is not the best introductory sentence for my cover letter.
What do you think?
I really like it. But I think my generic subject heading - “HEY ASSHOLE WHY ARE YOU EVEN OPENING THIS?!?!?!” - is gold.
