TONY: The Board Game
For up to six (6) players!
Including…
Tokens: Shot Glass, Microphone, Toilet Scrubber Brush, Beer Mug, Pipe, Thimble
Arrest Warrants: Nebraska, New York, New Jersey, Iowa
Warning Posters: Nebraska, New York
“Beer Goggles”
“Jim Beam Goggles”
32 Courthouses
12 Jails
2 Halfway Houses
1 Rehabilitation Facility
1 Federal Maximum Security Prison
“Squat” cards
“Grow” cards
“Trip” cards
“Permalancer” cards
Rolling paper money
2 six-sided dice
Rules
Do whatever you have to do to survive advancement on the board from Northwest Omaha to “College” to New York City without getting thrown in a no-fun zone or going (financially) bankrupt.
Game appropriate for ages 29 - 41.
Only available in Brooklyn, Amsterdam and Bocksylvania*
* - Bocksylvania’s Constitution has not been acknowledged, let alone ratified, by the United States Congress, so it’s not an official “state” yet**
** - It is a pretty awesome state of mind, however
