I think I’ve “struck gold” today - in my neverending quest to find the perfect lawsuit - thanks to Lindsay Lohan, of course…
See, Lindsay’s suing E-Trade for $100 million claiming a character (the boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic”) “Lindsay” in their new campaign is SO OBVS based on…her!
Well, Kellogg’s, get your legal team ready, because “Tony the Tiger” is OBVIOUSLY based on ME!
I say “Grrrreat!” ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
Everyone’s been talking about the similarity!
$200 Million sounds like about enough to repair the damage to my reputation…
