Yo!
Home Depot!
You call me one more time and I’ma: Fuck. You. Up!
Got it?!
Seriously.
You’ve called several times a day - sometimes as early as 6:04 fucking AM!!! - looking for “Carlos” - who, yes, rented some tools and didn’t return them, and gave them the number that you dialed - which is not Carlos’s number, but my number… Each time I’ve told you this, each time I’m told I’ll be taken off the list…each time (SPOILER ALERT): I’m fucking not!
And of all fucking businesses…sigh…
I HATE dealing with Home Depot as is when I have to!
And, frankly, I don’t have time for your harassing calls - I barely have time for the harassing calls that are meant for me! Yeah I’m looking at you fucking citibank!
