Seated at the table, clockwise from left: Sarah Palin, Bill Kristol, Rush Limbaugh, Karl Rove, Roger Ailes, Dennis Miller, Phyllis Schlafly, Alan Colmes, John Boehner. In back from left to right: Peggy Noonan, Rupert Murdoch, Dick Cheney, Ari Fleischer.
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Saturday, November 21st, 2009 - at a Ramada Inn somewhere along the Appalachian Trail, The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy holds their weekly meeting…
PALIN: Shut the fuck up, everyone. Let’s get this done with, I got some more rallies - excuse me - “book signings” to get to…
LIMBAUGH: First off, congrats to the Governor on her huge book-
PALIN: Eyes up here, buddy. We’ve talked about this.
AILES: Should we conference in Hannity on this?
PALIN: No, I’ll brief him later. Hey! Eyes up here, buddy. We’ve talked about this!
BOEHNER: Can I say something?
PALIN: No. You’ll speak when you’re spoken to.
MURODCH: That hacking you and Todd did to get the scientists e-mails is gonna play huge for us.
PALIN: No shit, Sherlock. I told all of you that! This is gonna be talked about for years. Even the fucking New York Times couldn’t ignore it!
KRISTOL: Great move!
PALIN: Eyes. Up. Here. Now.
KRISTOL: Sorry, Governor. Sorry!
PALIN: We gotta get focused on beating healthcare. Let’s- Hey, Noonan - I see you on that Blackberry one more time when I’m speaking it’s going out the fucking window, followed closely by your worthless ass. Capiche?
NOONAN: Yes, ma’am.
PALIN: Now let’s get into our working groups for a bit… I sign off on everything. Every-fucking-thing before we run with it. Rove so much as sneezes and I know about it. No freelancing!
KRISTOL: I have some ideas on the whole death panel-
PALIN: Is he talking?
KRISTOL: Sorry.
PALIN: Colmes, go get me a Fresca… Cold!
