I’m proud to introduce the 2010 GROUND BOCKS - the first shoe specifically designed - in the spirit of the Air Jordans and what they did for basketball - for comedy writers and comedians… Let’s take a look at some of the great features on this revolutionary shoe… 1 - With patented “solegina” technology, the Ground Bocks are guaranteed to be the most comfortable shoe you ever slip your foot into…but here’s where the Ground Bocks take it to another level - it’s encased in lead!!! Complete with a window so you can see the lead…the heavy lead that will sink you straight to the bottom of a river - if you so choose! 2 - With patented “noosestring” technology, our tough laces can handle the wear and tear of The City or the dead weight of Broken Dreams - if you so choose! 3 - Would a shoe for comedians and comedy writers be complete without a syringe holder? Fuck no! 4 - Or a flask holder??? Hellz to tha NO! Coming to stores soon!

I’m proud to introduce the 2010 GROUND BOCKS - the first shoe specifically designed - in the spirit of the Air Jordans and what they did for basketball - for comedy writers and comedians…

Let’s take a look at some of the great features on this revolutionary shoe…

1 - With patented “solegina” technology, the Ground Bocks are guaranteed to be the most comfortable shoe you ever slip your foot into…but here’s where the Ground Bocks take it to another level - it’s encased in lead!!! Complete with a window so you can see the lead…the heavy lead that will sink you straight to the bottom of a river - if you so choose!

2 - With patented “noosestring” technology, our tough laces can handle the wear and tear of The City or the dead weight of Broken Dreams - if you so choose!

3 - Would a shoe for comedians and comedy writers be complete without a syringe holder? Fuck no!

4 - Or a flask holder??? Hellz to tha NO!

Coming to stores soon!

∞ 2 years ago