PLAYBOY EXEC #1: We really went big with Marge Simpson on the cover - every 18-34 year old straight male had been waiting years to see that!
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: Totally… We’ve gotta go HUGE to follow up!
PLAYBOY EXEC #1: There’s only one celeb I can think of who’s even bigger and more desired than Marge Simpson-
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: Not-
PLAYBOY EXEC #1: Yes!
PLAYBOY EXEC #1 & #2: CHELSEA HANDLER!!!
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: Epic!
PLAYBOY EXEC #1: Right?
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: Straight 18-34 year old males love Chelsea Handler’s body and The World’s been dying to see her goods for years…
PLAYBOY EXEC #1: Exactly.
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: We need to debut the cover somewhere hip, young and fresh… really cause a SPLASH!
PLAYBOY EXEC #1:Leno?!
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: Obvs!
PLAYBOY EXEC #1: Make it so!
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: I can already hear the youth of America clicking off the internet to run out and get the new Playboy!
PLAYBOY EXEC #1: And we gotta get those newly discovered Bea Arthur photos prepped for January’s cover…
