If I were a writer for “Saturday Night Live” I’d pitch this for the next show:
New cast member and F-bomb dropper Jenny Slate sheepishly approaches Lorne backstage…
SLATE
Sorry, again, about last week Mr. Michaels…
LORNE
It’s okay, Jenny.
SLATE
I’ve got some ideas for sketches for this week’s show.
LORNE
It’s always best to just jump right back on the horse.
SLATE
I’ve got a “Funk’n’good Donuts” sketch that could be killer…
LORNE
Mmmm…
SLATE
What about this “Shih Tzu Salesman” piece?
LORNE
Well-
SLATE
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Or my “Mother Tucker” bit!
LORNE
Uhhhh….
