“You got a… You got a… You got a…”

The Brooklyn/Jersey, spiky-haired, super-tan, Ed Hardy-shirt-sporting dude took a moment…he struggled to think up the perfect insult to his wife/girlfriend/sister…and then he had it:

“You got a tea cup sticking out of ‘yo neck! You ain’t got a head, it’s a damn tea cup you got sticking up out of ‘yo damn neck!”

Although no one on the subway spoke up and said it, we were all thinking the exact same thing:

Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnn!”