If you haven’t heard, the major television networks are banding together to try and create a new ratings system, as they feel the Nielsen ratings aren’t giving an accurate count of the actual views of their shows what with the web, and DVR’s and all…
So the networks call their project - in which they will rate themselves - “The Coalition for Innovative Media Measurement” - or C.I.M.M.
Well, I have an announcement to make as well… I feel technorati isn’t accurately rating my shit…so I’ve created “The Coalition for Ratings Accuracy Project” - or C.R.A.P.
My CRAP ranking is currently…(drum roll: here)…#1, BITCH!!!!!!!!!
PAY ME!
