Since former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is reportedly looking to get into TV I thought I’d put this idea out there, as it would be perfect for her and a huge ratings smash!
BREAKING POINT
Three prominent and excitable liberal commentators/pundits are placed on a panel in front of a live, drunk and adderall-fueled band of NYU and New School students at a studio somewhere near Union Square…
Events of the day are played for Sarah Palin - who’s sitting in her “den” - a bullet/sound-proof room in the studio (heavily fortified by security personnel and Federal Agents) and she comments on the news and the President and Congress and questions of science and ethics and letters and culture as she sees fit and offers her two cents…
Then we see which of the panelists hits the “Breaking Point” first! They’re hooked up to blood pressure and neurological scanning devices and the more she talks the more their stress is going to go up and - with the crowd going fucking ape - we will see who can stand it the longest without hitting the Breaking Point!
And they will win a thirty second rant - in the sound booth - to Palin herself without her able to say anything in return.
Tell me: Who wouldn’t watch this every single day???
