Some people think this reunited Van Halen is too old to put on the same epic show they used to, but I’ve read a little about their tour rehearsal and I think their sets are still gonna ROCK!  Here’s some of the highlights of their new show: “Jump” has been rearranged into the safer, more age-appropriate “Hop” (“Might as well hop. HOP! Go ahead, hop”) Eddie Van Halen has really cut down on his drinking - he’s down to three 12-packs a day! Tour Rider stipulates any brown cholesterol, Propecia or Cialis pills to be removed from dressing room. “Right Now” has been rearranged into “Back Then” (“C’mon, please be ‘83! BACK THEN! Hey!”) Eddie’s not so sensitive and quick to anger over the whole Gary Cherone-as-lead-singer thing because he doesn’t remember who Gary Cherone is or that he was ever lead singer.  “Hot for Teacher” has been rearranged into “Hot for Night Nurse”

Some people think this reunited Van Halen is too old to put on the same epic show they used to, but I’ve read a little about their tour rehearsal and I think their sets are still gonna ROCK! 

Here’s some of the highlights of their new show:

  • “Jump” has been rearranged into the safer, more age-appropriate “Hop” (“Might as well hop. HOP! Go ahead, hop”)
  • Eddie Van Halen has really cut down on his drinking - he’s down to three 12-packs a day!
  • Tour Rider stipulates any brown cholesterol, Propecia or Cialis pills to be removed from dressing room.
  • “Right Now” has been rearranged into “Back Then” (“C’mon, please be ‘83! BACK THEN! Hey!”)
  • Eddie’s not so sensitive and quick to anger over the whole Gary Cherone-as-lead-singer thing because he doesn’t remember who Gary Cherone is or that he was ever lead singer. 
  • “Hot for Teacher” has been rearranged into “Hot for Night Nurse”
∞ 5 months ago