Terrible visions of the future
to my memorial service…
Cardboard casket at the foot of The Funny Bone stage in Omaha.
Two-drink minimum.
Bunch of hacks doing my material to silence one final time.
People wondering if those kids are really mine and what the deal is with them.
A Congresswoman proclaiming me innocent until proven guilty under the Constitution.
Talk of my Guinness Book of World Records record for the least giving to charity…
