BOSS: I love your camouflage lingerie prototype pieces - they’re awesome! Great job!
DESIGNER: Thank you so much!
BOSS: It’s just - I don’t know - I think the all-camouflage is a bit much. We need to add the teensiest touch of femininity and class.
DESIGNER: Right, right…
BOSS: Plus, if it’s all-camouflage it might be a turn-off to some of the guys - how are they even gonna know it’s for ladies?
DESIGNER: It could confuse them, I guess…
BOSS: Yes… Yes it could. We definitely don’t want them accidentally putting this on themselves then accidentally kinda’ liking it.
DESIGNER: Absolutely. That could be dangerous.
BOSS: What if we added frilly pink lace around the top?
DESIGNER: (long sigh) Frilly pink lace? Whoa. That’s… Jeez… That’s pretty radical. You don’t think that’s too Victoria’s Secret-y?
BOSS: No, I think it’ll work.
DESIGNER: What about neon orange?
BOSS: No. That’s got the same issues, I think.
DESIGNER: Okay, I’ll give the pink a shot - like some sorta Goddamn Paris sissy boy camouflage lingerie designer… I just pray this doesn’t kill my reputation!
