Dear Bing,

I know this is cliche to say, but… I’m Just Not That Into You.

Sorry.

I think part of it was that you just came on so strong… There was a lot of pressure for me to make this “the decision engine” and…I did.

I’ve made my decision.

I don’t want you in my life anymore.

You’re just trying too hard!

You know?

My best to you.

Tony