Pictured above is Brian Deese - (31!) - a “not-quite graduate of Yale Law School,” who’d “never set foot in an automotive assembly plant until he took on his nearly unseen role in remaking the American automotive industry,” in his first government job - wait for it - ever! The “little-seen force” is now “rewriting the rules of capitalism.”*
Well, I for one feel much better about this auto bailout now… What could possibly go wrong?
*- This isn’t some absurdist, Onion-esque piece, this is the real McCoy, ‘holmes…
