BLIND ITEMS 1) Which A-list Governor of a major Northeastern state with “New” in it’s title was seen walking with the help of an aide? Let’s just say for his sake you better hope SNL comic Fred Armisen doesn’t see anything about this. 2) Which A+-list Motown legend had a restaurant crowd looking on in “Wonder” as a waiter described - without a hint of “Superstition” - that night’s menu to the singer in sunglasses? Soup was on…and the check was “Signed, Sealed and Delivered” by the superstar. 3) Which C-list, big-in-60’s/’70’s cartoon character was fucking blind? Hint: Rhymes with “Sister Sagoo.”

BLIND ITEMS

1) Which A-list Governor of a major Northeastern state with “New” in it’s title was seen walking with the help of an aide? Let’s just say for his sake you better hope SNL comic Fred Armisen doesn’t see anything about this.

2) Which A+-list Motown legend had a restaurant crowd looking on in “Wonder” as a waiter described - without a hint of “Superstition” - that night’s menu to the singer in sunglasses? Soup was on…and the check was “Signed, Sealed and Delivered” by the superstar.

3) Which C-list, big-in-60’s/’70’s cartoon character was fucking blind? Hint: Rhymes with “Sister Sagoo.”

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