Things I’m an expert in:
Debt accumulation
Rationalizations
Peeling an orange
Not calling “the day after”
Acting like I’m listening
Crocodile tears
Being nice to the people who are fucked up to me and fucked up to the people who are nice to me
Only saying it behind your back
Not calling
Rationalizing my Rationalizations
Moral equivalency
“The Game”
Acting interested
Ass kissing
Blame assignation
Saying it with a straight face
Beatboxin’
The Lambada
Piping off
Sulking
Crossing the line
Not ending it well
