Dear Friends/Family:
I have decided to not run the ING New York City Marathon 2010 and I am asking for your support in this inspiring mission. I’m not running in honor of me. “As I continue to decrease my fitness level, I am looking for less challenges,” I said. “This is an amazing opportunity to not run and I couldn’t pass it up.”
I would greatly appreciate it if you could look within your soul and donate more than you can afford to this worthwhile endeavor.
Or are you a Monster?
These contributions are probably not “legally speaking” “tax-deductible” - but you can give it a shot! Why not?! Oh, and everyone should (has to) give something… even my hipster comrades/peers - there’s always a pawn shop, so - no excuses!
You know how to get a hold of me…
See you at the finish line! Not! Hahaha! *Cough*
Tony