February 2012
11 posts
If you hover the cursor over my icon, it reads:
“Sadly, this user exists.”
POTBOILERMAKER
I was always puzzled by the confused looks I’d inevitably get when I’d tell people I loved to read potboilers - until I learned “potboiler” doesn’t mean “inhale a large amount of marijuana from a vaporizer before reading”… It apparently means “shitty book done quickly for money”…
So I love to write potboilers - not read them! Got...
*FINALLY*
got Kudos at my job today - the granola bar snack, not accolades for my performance…
(Didn’t deserve either)
According to Swedish Folklore,
it’s $400 dollars of bad luck if you walk backwards through an Ikea.
Quality Time is great...
it’s Quality Overtime that starts to get trying…
TONY enters the Chinese restaurant and approaches the LADY behind the counter. He peruses the menu a moment.
TONY
Hmm… Pfffffffttttttttt….
(beat)
I’ll have, uhm… the Shrimp in Green Dragon Sauce.
LADY
(smiling)
Good, good…
She raises an eyebrow and shoots Tony a furtive glance.
TONY
Is it really spicy?
LADY
No, no…
(giggling)
It’s not...
Which estate do you think the “free credit report dot com” people bought that ‘himalayas - true playas’ verse from - Tupac’s…or Biggie’s?
Or’d Shawn Carter ghostwrite that???
HAD to have been sacred when that shit got dropped in the studio.
Next time she’s trying to watch her favorite fucking Romantic Comedy, I’m gonna get wasted and yap at her through the whole goddamn thing…
I’m gonna ask with a condescending giggle - “IS THAT RYAN GOSSLING???” about every actor on the screen, even after she’s told me repeatedly (less politely each time) that he’s not even in this particular movie....
Just tried to take it TWO days at a time...
and badly sprained my space-time continuum.