December 2011
15 posts
HER: Do you have New Year’s Eve plans?
ME: I don’t have New Year’s Year plans!
WAIT!
Now my internal monologue is getting BOOed!
I'm sad to see Christmas go this year...
ONLY because my SANTADUSKY bit was getting the biggest reaction to any joke I’ve ever done…
#thereasonfortheseason #mallsantasaredisturbingandverycreepywhenyouthinkaboutit
The Tyrant does not exist in a vacuum.
He depends on an extremely warped public ideology to thrive and hold power.
The people - the poor citizens - are truly certain they are the “chosen people.” Without this deeply flawed belief in their own supremacy they could not exist. That’s why they repeat the mantra so frequently - to keep the blinders to their own despair firmly in place. Because it’s obvious no...
Staying True To Myself
hasn’t worked!!!
Gonna try Staying False To Somebody Else now…
THIS WEEK IN WEIRD FUCKING INTERNET VIDS
First, it came out Will Ferrell - in the Will Ferrellingest fuckin’ move of all time - approached Pabst Brewing to see if he could do a series of local ads filmed and aired only in Davenport, Iowa, for free!
They said yes:
Then, another series of Ferrell/Old Milwaukee ads launched exclusively in Terre Haute, Indiana:
And just when it seemed like the week couldn’t...
I TURNED IT UP TO 11 TODAY!
Unfortch, “it” was my depression…
Friggin’ Romney, man…
Gets Dan Quayle’s endorsement today and tries to claim that he “always” spelled it “Potatoe“…
Flipe-Floppere!
