Tony Bock: Archive

HIM: Thanks to Tony Bock for leading the charge! ME: Yeah… I’m General Custer…

Feb 27th

A Famous Person

upon hearing my plans to “make it” in show business years ago - gave me advice I’ll never forget… THERE’S NO POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW I didn’t quite get it, then - I was young and naive… but, boy I sure get it now… So let me pass that bit along to you and add: THERE IS A POT OF SHIT AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW

Feb 26th

SIZE-D IMPLANTS SAVED WOMAN’S LIFE By stopping a bullet! (tearing up) That’s what I call a Win-Win-Win!!!!!!!

Feb 25th

You reap what you sow...

Why oh why did I only plant all those Staggering Debt seeds???

Feb 24th

Bad Pick-Up Line:

(singing) Get outta my dreams…and into my car… actually, hold up…wait, no, don’t get in this car, dude’s charging $15.00 to fucking Park Slope and I can’t afford that!

Feb 23rd

Rut Coach

If people can be Life Coaches then why can’t I be a Rut Coach??? I can instruct you on how to get into a rut and then stay in a rut - for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, loooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time! They say concentrate on what you know! E-mail if things are going too well!

Feb 22nd

Good Band Name:

The Royal Tomorrow

Feb 21st

Feb 19th

Feb 18th

HIM: They say ignorance is bliss… and you’re one happy motherfucker! ME: (pause) I just got that! HIM: I was giving you ‘til next week to get that…

Feb 16th

CORRECTION!

Okay, sorry… just looked up “Begrudge” in the dictionary… I was wrong before: I DO begrudge anyone their success.

Feb 15th

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Feb 11th

FANS TO ‘SNL’: WE WANT BETTY WHITE AS HOST! A Facebook fan page called “Betty White to host SNL (please?)!” is blowing up and leading to media coverage!!! Hell yeah! Now maybe my Facebook fan page will finally lead to: FANS TO ‘PLAYBOY’: WE WANT BETTY WHITE AS CENTERFOLD!

Feb 10th