December 2010
12 posts
It gets confusing this time of year...
Do you say “Merry Christmas”? Or “Happy Hanukkah”? “Joyous Kwanzaa” maybe???
Well, with me, all you have to say is “Happy Tony Bock” ‘cause really the only thing I celebrate/worship is MYSELF…
The Most Sellable Movie Pitch EVER:
The classic romantic tale of Vampire meets Werewolf with a twist… Vampire’s former lover Zombie comes back to life to win back the man he loves… It’s Twilight meets Brokeback Mountain in… ETERNAL LOVE
I haven’t actually written this… but the sad part is if I did it would probably generate more interest from Hollywood than any of my actual ideas…
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When I was frantically texted this weekend and told that the unwrapped presents were left out in the open right on top of the speaker, I took care of the problem in time and responded that I’d “Kevin Spacey’d” them - as in, hid them in the closet…
Feel free to use that.
I wouldn't call what we had a "Relationship"...
How ‘bout:
RUTLATIONSHIP?!?!
Yes! That works!
So this whole kerfuffle where the New York Fire Department wants to charge you extra money if they have to respond to an accident you’re in got me thinking…
It’d be great* if some comedy show set up a gimmick where, like, each table had a fishbowl with five bucks in it - if you heckle, the comic gets to take a buck out of your fishbowl… if the comic bombs they have to put...
One of the best things about a baby being around...
People automatically assume it was the baby who farted!
You'd think...
With all the character I’ve “shown” and “BUILT” through my real life failures that it would be easy for me to successfully “develop” character through my fiction writing, but…
Alas, you’d be wrong!
An Interview With Myself
**EXCLUSIVE**
TB: Does it smell a bit like updog in here or is that just me?
TB: Uhm… Well, what is updog?
TB: Not much… What’s up with you dog! (snortles)
TB: I don’t get it.
TB: So… You gonna post anything today?
TB: Nah.
TB: Why not?
TB: Got nuthin’ to post.
TB: That ain’t stopped you before! (snickers)
TB: Fair point.
TB: I can’t...
Tuesday Wardrobe Review
If I had it to do all over again, I’d have worn something much different today.
It’s not that my clothes weren’t warm enough - I was prepared for the chilly weather outside in New York…
It was that I hadn’t worn enough padding to protect my head, midsection and lower body from the repeated blows the city keeps hitting me with, over and over and over again…
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