January 2010
19 posts
Jan 31st
TONY BOCK SEX TAPE?!?!?!
NO! Sigh. Unfortunately…
Jan 27th
Overheard at my apartment:
“On-line bill pay? I don’t pay bills!” “I’d pay for on-line bill avoidance.”
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
Legal ?uestion
I know Discrimination lawsuits can be filed under the basis of racial discrimination, or gender discrimination, or age discrimination… But can I file a Discrimination lawsuit based on… talent? I was discriminated against because of my talent! I was! What about cred? Cred discrimination! Are those two separate lawsuits? I need to know!
Jan 25th
2 Not-Particularly-Skinnee Jay's
Someone should mashup Jay-Z’s ”Death of Auto-Tune” with some Jay Leno quotes and whines (auto-tuned) for “Death of Tonight Show.” As per usual, all I ask for is credit… Now… GO!
Jan 22nd
Jan 21st
The Blind Side
They’re the type of people who love nothing more than to be up on a hot new band before anyone else… They’ll LOVE it, too - they’ll talk about it constantly, they’ll hand over their hard-earned money, they’ll do whatever they can to help them advance… Right up until the band becomes too popular - then they’re “$ELLOUT$” and they hate...
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
Jan 15th
Jaydenfreude
- noun satisfaction or pleasure felt at Jay Leno’s misfortune
Jan 14th
“AUDIENCES EXPERIENCE ‘AVATAR’ BLUES” The internet’s blowing up with people saying they feel down after “Avatar” because they’ll never be able to live in that world… I didn’t feel that way after seeing it, but I understand the emotions… I suffered two full years of “Amazing Asses 6” blues and it was a nightmare!
Jan 12th
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Jan 5th
THE BOX
I cleaned my room. You guys, I know it doesn’t sound like much, but it took me about three full days… There was a bunch of stuff under the bed I just didn’t want to deal with from years ago… it wasn’t that stuff itself so much as the fact of it’s location - underneath the bed… next to THE BOX. THE BOX was thrown under the bed immediately upon moving in...
Jan 3rd
As New Yorkers Know...
the price of anything at every bodega in the city is exactly the same: Whatever they want to charge you for it at that moment… So I think I encountered a new strategy today, when I stopped into the new local bodega and the guy gave me my total - which was really, really high - then, after a dramatic pause, he lowered it to just a really high total and acted like he was giving me a great...
Jan 2nd
Overheard at my apartment:
“That’s like Gisele Bundchen talking about her farts!”
Jan 1st