January 2010
19 posts
TONY BOCK SEX TAPE?!?!?!
NO!
Sigh.
Unfortunately…
Overheard at my apartment:
“On-line bill pay? I don’t pay bills!”
“I’d pay for on-line bill avoidance.”
Legal ?uestion
I know Discrimination lawsuits can be filed under the basis of racial discrimination, or gender discrimination, or age discrimination…
But can I file a Discrimination lawsuit based on… talent? I was discriminated against because of my talent!
I was!
What about cred? Cred discrimination!
Are those two separate lawsuits?
I need to know!
2 Not-Particularly-Skinnee Jay's
Someone should mashup Jay-Z’s ”Death of Auto-Tune” with some Jay Leno quotes and whines (auto-tuned) for “Death of Tonight Show.”
As per usual, all I ask for is credit…
Now… GO!
The Blind Side
They’re the type of people who love nothing more than to be up on a hot new band before anyone else… They’ll LOVE it, too - they’ll talk about it constantly, they’ll hand over their hard-earned money, they’ll do whatever they can to help them advance… Right up until the band becomes too popular - then they’re “$ELLOUT$” and they hate...
Jaydenfreude
- noun
satisfaction or pleasure felt at Jay Leno’s misfortune
“AUDIENCES EXPERIENCE ‘AVATAR’ BLUES”
The internet’s blowing up with people saying they feel down after “Avatar” because they’ll never be able to live in that world…
I didn’t feel that way after seeing it, but I understand the emotions… I suffered two full years of “Amazing Asses 6” blues and it was a nightmare!
THE BOX
I cleaned my room.
You guys, I know it doesn’t sound like much, but it took me about three full days…
There was a bunch of stuff under the bed I just didn’t want to deal with from years ago… it wasn’t that stuff itself so much as the fact of it’s location - underneath the bed… next to THE BOX.
THE BOX was thrown under the bed immediately upon moving in...
As New Yorkers Know...
the price of anything at every bodega in the city is exactly the same:
Whatever they want to charge you for it at that moment…
So I think I encountered a new strategy today, when I stopped into the new local bodega and the guy gave me my total - which was really, really high - then, after a dramatic pause, he lowered it to just a really high total and acted like he was giving me a great...
Overheard at my apartment:
“That’s like Gisele Bundchen talking about her farts!”