August 2009
17 posts
"Creative Time" Allocation Breakdown:
98%: Psyching myself up to get in “The Zone”
2%: Dipping my toes into the outermost boundaries of “The Zone”
Instructions on what to do with your grudge:
Don’t just hold it! Bring it in! Give it shelter! Make it feel welcome! Make sure it has fresh water!
Care for it… Come to LOVE it! Watch it as it grows and develops…and be proud!
HUG YOUR GRUDGE!!!
Hug your grudge! Caress it tight and snug! You’re gonna have it forever!
Think of your body as a hotel - a grudge hotel - and you need to FILL THOSE VACANCIES so… Go...
MY TOMBSTONE
I want it to have a light at the top - just like the one’s in the comedy club’s - that stays on for eternity:
ANTHONY BOCK
“That’s my time…”
Call me poor & low-tech, but...
I’m more in the market for a Palm Preschool
Watch“Walking in Park Slope” - by Tony Bock (an interpolation of “Walking in Memphis”)
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Put on some...
America 2009!
“So in a strange turn of events Mayfield, the felon, will be able to walk freely, while Williams, the yawner, will have to spend at least three weeks behind bars for his offending yawn.”
Yawning: 6 months
Drunk ‘n high motor vehicle homicide: 24 days
Good Band Name:
Merkel’s Cleavage
Today's Rejected Posts:
- Father’s Day at Ryan O’Neal’s - A Play in One Act
- Resume Update: Hubris added as Skill, Four Digit Debt added as Goal.
- Johnson & Balz Look Back At 2008 - Something on how this was much different from what I thought it was gonna be - not nearly as raunchy or funny.
"It's hard to turn bullshit into pudding"
Me…on my resume writing difficulties…