October 2009
12 posts
WatchPLAYBOY EXEC #1: We really went big with Marge Simpson on the cover - every 18-34 year old straight male had been waiting years to see that!
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: Totally… We’ve gotta go HUGE to follow up!
PLAYBOY EXEC #1: There’s only one celeb I can think of who’s even bigger and more desired than Marge Simpson-
PLAYBOY EXEC #2: Not-
PLAYBOY EXEC #1: Yes!
PLAYBOY EXEC #1...
Movie Reviews
“Heartbreaking!”
“Triumphant!”
“Sad!”
“Spirited!”
“Spectacular!”
“Four Stars!”
“A Thrillride!”
“Magnificent!”
This concludes this week’s Movie Reviews
HIM: This boy here - and this is no lie - still has the first dollar he ever made.
ME: I don’t have the last dollar I made.
Good Band Name:
State Fair Traffic
I need
a “Breathalyzer App” - something that I have to blow into that won’t allow me to call her when I’ve had four or five too many…
I don't get it...
if I say “N’Awlins!” everyone knows that I’m talking about New Orleans.
But if I say “N’Angland!” no one seems to get that I’m talking about New England.
If I were a writer for “Saturday Night Live” I’d pitch this for the next show:
New cast member and F-bomb dropper Jenny Slate sheepishly approaches Lorne backstage…
SLATE
Sorry, again, about last week Mr. Michaels…
LORNE
It’s okay, Jenny.
SLATE
I’ve got some ideas for sketches for this week’s show.
LORNE
It’s always best to just jump...