April 2008
6 posts
got rebound?
Could be a moneymaking t-shirt for your Hot Topic/Spencer’s-type mall stores I think…
A Good Scheme
Would be posing as a shady Republican collecting money to fund a Rev. Jeremiah Wright independent run for the Presidency. You’d bank millions.
How could you?
Sit in the pews for twenty years and listen to that preacher say those awful things? Not walk out after hearing hatred spew forth from that terrible Reverend? Call that man your pastor? It’s simple… I wasn’t listening. Not once. The entire time. What was I doing? Oh, you know, thinkin’…hummin’…just kinda’ zoning out. But had I been paying...
This Day In Site History: April 28, 1996
Today we go back in the archives to see what was happening on the site on this day…12 years ago: The Only Thing More Annoying Than The Menendez Bros. Is new “ska” band NO DOUBT….have you heard their hit single “Just A Girl?” Besides being just plain bad there’s this lyric, which bothers me: “‘Cause I’m just a girl, I’d rather not...
Purple Magic
Someone should “mash up” Jay-Z’s “Blue Magic” with Jarvis Cocker’s “Black Magic” for “Purple Magic.” Yeah… It would work. It would be dope. Just give me credit is all I ask.
If My Life Had a NY Post-style Headline
Today’s would be: TOUGH SHEET Jagged, disgusting toenail finally rips sheet. If I’d had the Photoshop ability I could’ve mocked something cool up with a picture of my really gross toenail and the sheet and a headline, but this’ll just have to do.