tony bock

award-wanting writer * comic * actor * producer


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The clock’s okay, but the box it came in has quickly become my most cherished art piece.
It inspires me.
It provokes thought…
Such as: If we just put the words “Abstract Art” on anything we do, does that not actually make it Abstract Art? It kinda’ does! (See above) Anyway, instead of ever saying I was doing “comedy” I think I’m gonna say I was doing an “Abstract Art” piece. 
It works! 

The clock’s okay, but the box it came in has quickly become my most cherished art piece.

It inspires me.

It provokes thought…

Such as: If we just put the words “Abstract Art” on anything we do, does that not actually make it Abstract Art? It kinda’ does! (See above) Anyway, instead of ever saying I was doing “comedy” I think I’m gonna say I was doing an “Abstract Art” piece. 

It works! 

I GET A LOT OF HATE FOLLOWS

(while driving!)

BOSS: I love your camouflage lingerie prototype pieces - they’re awesome! Great job!
DESIGNER: Thank you so much!
BOSS: It’s just - I don’t know - I think the all-camouflage is a bit much. We need to add the teensiest touch of femininity and class.
DESIGNER: Right, right…
BOSS: Plus, if it’s all-camouflage it might be a turn-off to some of the guys - how are they even gonna know it’s for ladies?
DESIGNER: It could confuse them, I guess…
BOSS: Yes… Yes it could. We definitely don’t want them accidentally putting this on themselves then accidentally kinda’ liking it. 
DESIGNER: Absolutely. That could be dangerous. 
BOSS: What if we added frilly pink lace around the top?
DESIGNER: (long sigh) Frilly pink lace? Whoa. That’s… Jeez… That’s pretty radical. You don’t think that’s too Victoria’s Secret-y? 
BOSS: No, I think it’ll work. 
DESIGNER: What about neon orange?
BOSS: No. That’s got the same issues, I think.
DESIGNER: Okay, I’ll give the pink a shot - like some sorta Goddamn Paris sissy boy camouflage lingerie designer… I just pray this doesn’t kill my reputation! 

BOSS: I love your camouflage lingerie prototype pieces - they’re awesome! Great job!

DESIGNER: Thank you so much!

BOSS: It’s just - I don’t know - I think the all-camouflage is a bit much. We need to add the teensiest touch of femininity and class.

DESIGNER: Right, right…

BOSS: Plus, if it’s all-camouflage it might be a turn-off to some of the guys - how are they even gonna know it’s for ladies?

DESIGNER: It could confuse them, I guess…

BOSS: Yes… Yes it could. We definitely don’t want them accidentally putting this on themselves then accidentally kinda’ liking it. 

DESIGNER: Absolutely. That could be dangerous. 

BOSS: What if we added frilly pink lace around the top?

DESIGNER: (long sigh) Frilly pink lace? Whoa. That’s… Jeez… That’s pretty radical. You don’t think that’s too Victoria’s Secret-y

BOSS: No, I think it’ll work. 

DESIGNER: What about neon orange?

BOSS: No. That’s got the same issues, I think.

DESIGNER: Okay, I’ll give the pink a shot - like some sorta Goddamn Paris sissy boy camouflage lingerie designer… I just pray this doesn’t kill my reputation!