Yeah - it WAS light at the end of the tunnel that I saw...
But IT WAS A FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm the Mother Teresa of dudes!"
I exclaimed, in that humble way of mine…
Bad Expensive Art Boutique Name:
Art Garfunkel
So that’s Mad TV’s bit “Sopranos on Pax” - a hilarious sketch, the joke being there was so much editing you couldn’t even make sense of the episode due to the adult content…
In that spirit, may I suggest: A Louis CK comedy special on Nickelodeon - an hour special cut down to about four minutes of jump cuts & nonsensical segues…
I’m confused…
Ben Bernanke keeps his job and gets a bunch of credit for stopping a Depression last year, but…
I’m still really depressed!
What gives?
I wish they’d change the host of “The Situation Room” from Wolf Blitzer to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from Jersey Shore so they could call it “The Situation Room…with Mike Sorrentino.”
TONY BOCK SEX TAPE?!?!?!
NO!
Sigh.
Unfortunately…
Overheard at my apartment:
“On-line bill pay? I don’t pay bills!”
“I’d pay for on-line bill avoidance.”
WHAT THEY WERE THINKING
(Simultaneously)
SHOULD I KNOW THIS PERSON???
Legal ?uestion
I know Discrimination lawsuits can be filed under the basis of racial discrimination, or gender discrimination, or age discrimination…
But can I file a Discrimination lawsuit based on… talent? I was discriminated against because of my talent!
I was!
What about cred? Cred discrimination!
Are those two separate lawsuits?
I need to know!
2 Not-Particularly-Skinnee Jay's
Someone should mashup Jay-Z’s ”Death of Auto-Tune” with some Jay Leno quotes and whines (auto-tuned) for “Death of Tonight Show.”
As per usual, all I ask for is credit…
Now… GO!
I knew Scott Brown was the real deal when he made his “my daughters are still available” “gaffe” during his victory speech the other night…
I suspect it was totally planned - he knew he’d get some “awww, dad!” publicity and humanity from it, he knew to get into coveted “Palin territory” you had to put your good looking daughters out there and hope the animals in the media overreact…
He knows what it takes to make a winner.
The Blind Side
They’re the type of people who love nothing more than to be up on a hot new band before anyone else… They’ll LOVE it, too - they’ll talk about it constantly, they’ll hand over their hard-earned money, they’ll do whatever they can to help them advance… Right up until the band becomes too popular - then they’re “$ELLOUT$” and they hate what they helped create!
Anyway, what the fuck was I talking about?
Oh yeah, the Democrats - those troubled souls whose greatest enemy stared back at them from the mirror…
Sneak preview of the new (animated) “Late Shift II” movie!!! The special effects come from the company that did “Avatar”!!!
