Good Band Name:
Blackballed by birth
Blueballed by experience
At this point
doesn’t the NSA just basically know what health insurance we’d need and can afford?
Can’t they just hack into Healthcare.gov and enter our relevant info and make this whole thing easy?
This Grand Budapest Hotel is the freakin’ Wes Andersoniest Wes Anderson that’s ever Wes Andersoned!
That’s Lizzy Caplan, from the new Showtime series Masters of Sex.
I haven’t seen it, as I’m too poor for Showtime and too dumb to torrent. But I have done extensive research about the show on the internet - I have viewed several short video clips and inspected hundreds of (blurry) still images very closely - and it looks to be the greatest thing ever done in the History of Art.
Anyhoo, the show is about famed sex researchers Masters & Johnson.
When the names Masters & Johnson come up I have one very specific memory of telling my (Catholic) grade school classmates Magic Johnson had died, because my sister misheard something on the way in to school regarding Masters & Johnson and told me and now people in my classroom were crying over the news, which I was excited and sad to solemnly deliver.
One of the teachers went to the office to check (this was before the internet), she came back and said it was something to do with Masters & Johnson, which didn’t get much of a response from the class - there was mostly just relief about beloved Magic being okay.
When I got home and told my parents the “Masters & Johnson” kicker reference was met with HUGE laughter and it’s one story amongst many volumes of “Tony Looks Like A Boob” family chestnuts.
Now when M&J come up hopefully Lizzy Caplan will come to mind first. I mean, I find I’m thinking about her once every seven seconds anyway, but still, it’d be nice…
has made me official comic of Healthcare.gov!
From The Hollywood Reporter:
“Both Cranston and Aaron Paul, in addition to some of Bad's other actors, have expressed interest in making appearances, which Gilligan intends to make happen.”
From The BBC:
"Ricky Gervais has performed the first of two gigs as The Office character David Brent with his band Foregone Conclusion”
Uhm… I think I’m cool with all this. Right guys?
As long as these two stories don’t combine - David Brent’s band arrested purchasing blue meth - then, ehhhhhhhhhhh, I think I’m cool with all this.
(And, yes, that is my Better Call Saul episode pitch, son)
If only foolish pride were currency!
FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY LET’S HOOK MALALA UP WITH THIS DUDE
I am to comedy
what Muzak is to comedy
HER: I’m half-Spanish, half-French…
ME: Hola La La!
I’m on such a cold streak that tinder rejected my profile request and suggested I check out Myspace.
The Worst Impression of All Time would be me doing an impression of Bill Clinton’s Bono impression.
thinks this campaign is stupid
thinks this campaign is really, really stupid
I’VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS
and played out ‘99 Problems’ jokes are like 99 of ‘em.